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Dutch gonker
A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
Gönke
Gönke by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020
Gronkeydonkey
The successor to watermelon.
"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022
gonky
(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.
"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"
gonky by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009
Gönke
“Wow, you’re such a Gönke!”
“I wish I could be a little more Gönke like you”
“You should always work hard to become Gönke”
“I wish I could be a little more Gönke like you”
“You should always work hard to become Gönke”
Gönke by CucumberGirly September 6, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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