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The bro dudes are the most worthless of the human beings. They hunt in packs, and are rarely seen in the wild alone. The bro dude loves axe body spray, and has a particular fondness for the Jägerbomb.

Bro dudes can be found at local bars for "wing's night", at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. Brodudes also have a fondness for Buckcherry, and other useless pop music. The bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.

Brodudes are characterized by the smell of Axe Body Spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristwatches. One knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of Dane Cook, as well as quoting: "Do you know how I know you're gay!?".
While seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
Example A:
Person A: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Person B: "Fuck dude, that's axe body spray, you know what that mea..."
Bro dude: "JäGERBOMBS!!!!!"
Person A: "Oh fuck..."

Example B:
(Overheard at a local gym)
Bro dude A: "I totally benchpressed 250lbs today. *Chest Bump*
Bro dude B: "Fuck yeah man, but you're still a fag"
Bro dude C: "What are you two girls ragging about?"
Bro dude D: "You know how i know you fags are gay?"
by treetopbliss June 21, 2009
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the acceptable term when addressing a friend or associate, when you're feeling far too gnarly to say just 'bro' or 'dude'
Yo brodude, let's go surfing! Chyea.
by bedazzla February 28, 2010
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The BROdudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies.

Not to be confused with "dude-bra."

A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character.

BROdudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
These guys are total BROdudes!

(Box2 & Slammy are two *madeup* BROdudes at a party.)

Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."

Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"

(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)

Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..)

Slammy: "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"

Box2: "NO, BROOO!"

nonBROdude: "those BROdudes always cause drunken drama!"
by turtle taint January 13, 2007
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those jitbag assholes who dress like fairies and say "bro" a lot; a meathead.
There were a bunch of these jitbag bro dudes who got all shitty and then puked all over themselves at that Dave show in Philly last summer.
by nugster September 20, 2006
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The BROdudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies. See bro job definiton2.
Not to be confused with "dude-bra."
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.

(Box2 & SLammy are two BROdudes at a party.)

Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."

Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"

(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)

Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..) "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"

Box2: "NO, BROOO!"

(the 2 BROdudes then commence the shit talking & leg pissing to mark their territory.)
by turtle taint January 11, 2007
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