gonky

(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.

"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"

by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009

gonky

a irish bloke thats thick as shit.

el-thicko

by DJM August 24, 2003

Gonky

a term used when something or someone is funky different or weird. usually sound but not attractive. used when telling freinds there guy is un-hot.

girl 1:em.. hes really hot!
girl 2:no i think hes pretty gonky.

by lolly1991 May 27, 2008

Gonky

Someone or something that is sheepish, truly selfish, and doesn’t have a mind of their own. This term is usually used in an insult.

Gavin called the delinquent a gonky frump.

by Tip25 January 13, 2022

Gonky

A male from the 90s who could be hot.. but is way too cliche eg: long "grunge" hair, tie-dye t-shirt.. you get the point

"That guys an effin hottie"
"Nah. Hes way too gonky for me"

by Charles Snapper September 24, 2005

gonkie

An abnormally good quality/potency; term used to describe an advanced mind stupor resulting from recent drug use.

Man, you have to try this new bud its some of that gonkie shit.

by ChronicKnight November 18, 2015

Gonky doof

When you want to express your amazingness in verbal language in front of a girl by calling another guy this

OMG, you are such a gonky doof!

by DonkeySandwhich January 22, 2020