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gonaherpasyphalaids

If your ho yuo probably got it.
That ho has gonaherpasyphalaids!
gonaherpasyphalaids by Dan December 25, 2003
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gonoherpasyphilaids 

A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"
gonoherpasyphilaids by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009

Gonnaherpasyphilaids 

An uber STD which has no known cure.
I heard he got gonnaherpasyphilaids from a Hooters waitress.
Gonnaherpasyphilaids by moby14 August 3, 2010

gonaherpasiphalaids 

Used when describing habits of a particular persons sexual habits, especially when he/she has low standards and even when in the presents of a condom.
Man, Cindy is so dirty, she'll fuck anything. We should tell that guy to go get tested for gonaherpasiphalaids.

gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.
damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.

Gonoherpasyphlaids 

(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CORRECT SPELLING)

1. A song by NoFx off of their 1993 album "Ribbed".

2. An imaginary combonation of several sexual diseases often brought up when you see someone who looks particularly "dirty".
Mandy probably has gonoherpasyphlaids; She's so easy....

gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis
Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!
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