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gonoherpasyphilaids 

A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"
gonoherpasyphilaids by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009

Gonnaherpasyphilaids 

An uber STD which has no known cure.
I heard he got gonnaherpasyphilaids from a Hooters waitress.
Gonnaherpasyphilaids by moby14 August 3, 2010

gonaherpasiphalaids 

Used when describing habits of a particular persons sexual habits, especially when he/she has low standards and even when in the presents of a condom.
Man, Cindy is so dirty, she'll fuck anything. We should tell that guy to go get tested for gonaherpasiphalaids.

gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.
damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.

Gonoherpasyphlaids 

(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CORRECT SPELLING)

1. A song by NoFx off of their 1993 album "Ribbed".

2. An imaginary combonation of several sexual diseases often brought up when you see someone who looks particularly "dirty".
Mandy probably has gonoherpasyphlaids; She's so easy....

gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis
Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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