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Golgotha Shocker 

What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.
The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.
Golgotha Shocker by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014

Golgotha 

English-the place of the skull. The location of the crucifixtion of Christ. Named because of its resemblence to a human skull.
Christ was crucified at Golgotha.
Golgotha by 2nd Seal December 9, 2003

golgothan 

The Shit Monster From Hell Which Arises From Your Toliet. As Seen In Kevin Smith's Film DOMGA.
1: Holy Shit It's Golgothan!
2: No Shit!
1: I Shit You Not.
2: Flee!
golgothan by Cactus July 9, 2004

summon the golgothan

to call forth the mighty shit demon! i.e. taking an enormous, painful shit
GOLIOTH .... i HOPE YOUR NOT USING AIM BOT.............
GOLIOTH by PHREAK May 29, 2004

Amon-Gorloth 

A under-appreciated eldritch god within the Cthulhu mythos, in Cthulhu lore he created the world and got so invested in it he accidentally buried himself under the desert. So now he’s asleep under there I guess.
Also he looks like a sphinx with tentacles, a humanoid shape, four arms, one eye, and a monstrous mouth. Or if your boring and go with a different interpretation a giant scorpion covered in eyes.
person 1: “dude this one guy amon-gorloth from the Cthulhu mythos is really cool”
person 2: “isn’t Cthulhu the only interesting one?”
person 1: “dude.. he isn’t even one of the most powerful ones..”
person 3: “yeah but the author supported Nazi’s and even as he died considered anyone not of the aryan race a demihuman”
person 1: “shut the fuck up kevin a majority of the stories aren’t even written by him”