golloth
conveying a dark themed aesthetic (especially regarding your wardrobe) without actually being a dark/emo/bad person.
golloth by seaggulnipples July 6, 2021
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Golgotha Shocker
What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.
The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.
Golgotha Shocker by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014
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golgothan
summon the golgothan
summon the golgothan by Tiddlywinks July 12, 2003
GOLIOTH
Amon-Gorloth
A under-appreciated eldritch god within the Cthulhu mythos, in Cthulhu lore he created the world and got so invested in it he accidentally buried himself under the desert. So now he’s asleep under there I guess.
Also he looks like a sphinx with tentacles, a humanoid shape, four arms, one eye, and a monstrous mouth. Or if your boring and go with a different interpretation a giant scorpion covered in eyes.
Also he looks like a sphinx with tentacles, a humanoid shape, four arms, one eye, and a monstrous mouth. Or if your boring and go with a different interpretation a giant scorpion covered in eyes.
person 1: “dude this one guy amon-gorloth from the Cthulhu mythos is really cool”
person 2: “isn’t Cthulhu the only interesting one?”
person 1: “dude.. he isn’t even one of the most powerful ones..”
person 3: “yeah but the author supported Nazi’s and even as he died considered anyone not of the aryan race a demihuman”
person 1: “shut the fuck up kevin a majority of the stories aren’t even written by him”
person 2: “isn’t Cthulhu the only interesting one?”
person 1: “dude.. he isn’t even one of the most powerful ones..”
person 3: “yeah but the author supported Nazi’s and even as he died considered anyone not of the aryan race a demihuman”
person 1: “shut the fuck up kevin a majority of the stories aren’t even written by him”
Amon-Gorloth by VerySeriousPerson April 26, 2022
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