golgothan

The Shit Monster From Hell Which Arises From Your Toliet. As Seen In Kevin Smith's Film DOMGA.

1: Holy Shit It's Golgothan!
2: No Shit!
1: I Shit You Not.
2: Flee!

by Cactus July 9, 2004

summon the golgothan

to call forth the mighty shit demon! i.e. taking an enormous, painful shit

by Tiddlywinks July 12, 2003

Golgotha Shocker

What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.

The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.

by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014

Golgotha

English-the place of the skull. The location of the crucifixtion of Christ. Named because of its resemblence to a human skull.

Christ was crucified at Golgotha.

by 2nd Seal December 9, 2003

Golgatha

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.

" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

goliathan

an obscenely large amount or size.

Ammon: Man, i peed like 50 times last night.
Evan: Dude, you must have drank like a goliathan amount of mindoosky.

by Anvex January 20, 2011