Golgotha 

English-the place of the skull. The location of the crucifixtion of Christ. Named because of its resemblence to a human skull.

Christ was crucified at Golgotha.

Golgotha by 2nd Seal December 9, 2003

Golgotha Shocker 

What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.

The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.

Golgotha Shocker by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014

Golgatha 

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.

" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha

Golgatha by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

golgothan 

The Shit Monster From Hell Which Arises From Your Toliet. As Seen In Kevin Smith's Film DOMGA.

1: Holy Shit It's Golgothan!
2: No Shit!
1: I Shit You Not.
2: Flee!

golgothan by Cactus July 9, 2004

summon the golgothan

to call forth the mighty shit demon! i.e. taking an enormous, painful shit

summon the golgothan by Tiddlywinks July 12, 2003