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Golgotha Shocker
What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.
The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.
Golgotha Shocker by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014
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Goliath Gob
Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.
Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
Goliath Gob by Adam? January 21, 2009
Brown Goliath
Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
Brown Goliath by Loopydave October 24, 2019
David vs Goliath
When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.
David vs Goliath by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019
Davey and Goliath
A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!
Davey and Goliath by Boats n' Hoes June 29, 2009
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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