golfus

Someone that live life as a party boy in the Roman Empire. Life is short and there are not enough people to meet and love every weekend because the money is never a problem or excuse.

Rolfus is a golfus

by MarthaM February 13, 2020

golfsona

Like fursona but for golfers. The way golfers represent themselves on the range.

Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.

by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019

Goofus

Someone who is both goofy and doofus at the same time

She such a goofus

by RedQueen666 July 25, 2018

goldust

to freak someone out, or do some really weird shit. Named after the legendary WWF/WWE wrestler 'Goldust' aka Dustin Rhodes.

Man, I went all goldust on that bitch last night.

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT August 14, 2017

goofus

Someone who engages in inappropriate, silly, or dumb behavior, usually innocently. Derived from 'Goofus' in the Goofus and Gallant stories in Highlights for Children.

I was such a goofus for keeping my cell phone on during the movie.

by JoDil June 23, 2007

goofus

a mixture between a goof and a doofus.

John Kerry is such a goofus.

by ultrajesus4000 August 11, 2004

#Golfswag

The swag only golfers have. #Golfswag includes golfers who wear white belts with large belt buckles, neon colored clothing, can successfully pull off sweatervests, and other golf related apparel.

Golfers with #golfswag make the sport look less gay as well

Nolan and Kevin have the sickest #golfswag. I wish I were them.

by #IHAVEGOLFSWAG December 27, 2011