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Gobfuscate 

The art or act of attempting to eat something stealthily, usually when you are trying to hide the fact.

This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth

and

Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'
1. Phil - "Hey, this cookie jar's empty, there were loads left earlier! Debbie, did you gobfuscate them?"
Gobfuscate by Lord_Milne June 19, 2013
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obfuscate 

Verb used to describe the intentional act of making something virtually incomprehensible due to unnecessary complication.
Plausible deniability was attained when they obfuscated the truth by wrapping it within an enigma of lies.
obfuscate by Raindanz May 15, 2007

obfuscate 

i obfuscated that bitch
obfuscate by anonymous June 2, 2021

Obfuscate 

To complicate or confuse. To make harder to understand or comprehend.

SYNM: Encode, Complicate, Encrypt
ATNM: Simplify
The password was obfuscated to make it difficult to be read.
Obfuscate by Valik's_Bitch April 12, 2007

+obfuscate 

something braindead moonsec users spam in the server
then the braindead moonsec users spamming +obfuscate. like please stfu skid.
+obfuscate by SpinnySpiwal January 20, 2023

Obfuscatecombobulate

To confuse or perplex someone by making things complex unnecessarily ,often intentionally.
The tech support guy obfuscatecombobulated me.
Obfuscatecombobulate by Wordex December 9, 2025

No I didn't obfuscate it too much

You fucks though I "just wanted attention" and when I said I DIDN'T WANT THAT and laid out my case you fucking ignored me. We were all here before Hym. You listen to the wrong people and I shouldn't have to pay the price for it. Someone told you to do what you did in response to this and I told you to make a video.

Hym "I didn't give you fucking hints and make you figure it out. It started with 'It could be either or' and then I laid out my case for why it seemed to not be a manifestation of my own mind. Tested to see if the references to the things I wrote related to a failure on my part to adequately obfuscate my identity which lead me to change my name several times and also is peripheral to the fact the the retard doing the referencing didn't have a phone. And then Jordan Peterson did it on of his podcasts and then and again when he told me to leave. NOT AN ISOLATED INSTANCE JORDAN. LIKE THE STD BASED HORROR MOVIE, IT FOLLOWS.
Not a real option or a good one. That's when I wrote the 'You're so right! I was half-assing it! This was a half-measure' I explained after I changed the name to Hym that I was the previous guy talking about weaponized schizophrenia and now I don't know what the fuck you did but it only resembles what I did in the way that a horse painted black and white would resemble a zebra. This has been pretty fucking drawn out and if you were reading the whole thing what the fuck did you think was happening here? Well Todd Phillips stole my line and then in the interview about the movie I co-wrote and for which I didn't get paid, HE DID THE REFERENCE THING TOO. IN THE FUCKING INTERVIEW! And where was he when the kids got shot? Where was Todd Phillips when the kids got murdered from the weaponized schizophrenia? I haven't seen him on camera since. So you WEREN'T TOO CONFUSED! You stole my shit, you did it yourselves, and then you blame me after knowingly doing the thing both to me and after stealing my shit. So fuck you for trying to say 'I made it to fucking confusing for you.' Fuck! So no I didn't obfuscate it too much."
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God Shot 

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city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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