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goofasaurus

Person who displays extreme goofiness; an extremely goofy person
The goofasaurus was in its natural habitat.
goofasaurus by Jordan Melnick August 3, 2007
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Like fursona but for golfers. The way golfers represent themselves on the range.
Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.
golfsona by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019
Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.

Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!

Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"

Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
Golgasm by akmoney October 16, 2007

gofasters 

This is what Marines call running shoes
I went to the store and bought some new Asics gofasters, cause I need to run over to the next town and bang this MILF tonight.
gofasters by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006
Term used to note the scoring of an amazing goal in soccer (football to those who are un-American).
Wow dude, Ronaldinho just scored a sick golaso!
golaso by Anish Mitra June 20, 2006
another spanish word for slut,whore,prostitue
esa pinche golfa se cree...translation...that freakin whore swears!
golfa by Asheree April 11, 2007