godlock

(trademarked by godcorp) Security protocols which were implemented by the deity to prevent reverse enginerring by man.

Such examples include introns in eukaryotic genes (see also "intron") most notably those in the human genome, and the laws of quantum mechanics (which really pissed einstein off!).

theres a godlock code on that gene

by george miller January 22, 2005

Gorlock The Destroyer

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.

Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...

by dookeyboy December 18, 2010

Gollock

(male version of the gunt)
The bulging bottom half of a fat mans stomach that tucks into his trousers. Half way between the gut and bollocks hence gollock. Sometimes seen hanging out from the bottom of his t-shirt.

"Dude look at the size of his nuts!" "nah bro that's his gollock"

by Gollock Hunter August 2, 2013

godblock

similar to the cockblock, a godblock is the loss of a sexual action(s) because omnipotent reasoning by the other partner. This can be due to finding god or becoming closer to god, and believing that god disproves of that sexual act.

My girlfriend and i where having sex until she realized that god does not approve of sex until marriage. She immediately stopped having sex with me, a classic godblock.

by fishsticksgayfish April 9, 2009

godrock

Freddie Mercury at LiveAid, 1985.
Has there ever been a performance to compare?

"That YouTube vid of Mercury is godrock!"
Sound, Mate - but anyone else qualifies?"
"Nah - that was the definitve Godrock"

by railtracksurvivor April 26, 2008

Godcock

1. An exclamation of distress or ire.

2. An adjective describing an impossibly large quantity.

Sweet Godcock of Christ, Mr. Patterson!

Godcock!

Man do I have a Godcock of work to do tonight.

by Werbsmith September 7, 2007