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The newest and oldest religion in the world, Discovered by infamous Canadian He claims he will die broke and alone when he is 75 + but The religion Gocian meaning God + tion pronounced Goshun will be around for 3 to four thousand years combining all religions across the world and spanning the universe til the ends of time
gocian is the newest and oldest religion on the planet today
gocian by Gocian November 12, 2019
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a person who is stressed and have no time for anything other than studying or submitting assignments, also gets depressed several times a year
Oh! Look at him, he's a GUCian
What's wrong with Samya? I don't know but she looks GUCian.
GUCian by TheGUCian April 23, 2020
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Goliando 

When you take a shit on your lovers asshole and shove your fecal matter into the ass with your own penis and finally orgasming.
"last night my boyfriend put his shit in my ass with his own cock, he called it goliando"

"i love to goliar"
Goliando by everyone gets one April 26, 2010

Goiânia 

Goiânia (often abbreviated to Gyn or Go) is the capital of the state of Goiás, located in the central-western region of Brazil. It's a planned city like Brasília and Belo Horizonte, Goiânia was founded on October 24, 1933 by Pedro Ludovico, the governor of the state of Goiás at the time. The city, has a population of 1,201,006 inhabitants (according to a 2005 IBGE projection). It is located on a fertile plain criss-crossed by numerous rivers, the most important being the Meia Ponte River. Goiânia is located at the geographic coordinates of 16°40' S, 49°15' W, located 209 km (130 miles) from Brasília, 1,338 km (830 miles) from Rio de Janeiro, 926 km (575 miles) from São Paulo, and 906 km (560 miles) from Belo Horizonte. The total area of the municipality, as announced on 2002, was 739.5 km².
If you plan to visit Goiânia don´t forget to wear light clothes. The City is too fucking hot and dry!

Goiânia is the most arboreous city in Brazil.
Goiânia by ruivoherring June 28, 2007
When a tweeker starts peaking out the window saying that the cops are across the street in the neighbors yard watching the house with binoculars . When you go and look, you realize that what he is positive are cops, is.3 trash cans.
Hey man! Don't you pull a Gochanour and ruin the party! Those people crawling in the backyard are just shadow people you're seeing . Get some sleep and they'll dissapear.
Gochanour by Normal girlfriend March 30, 2015
"You're fat."
"F*ck you, I'm golian!"
golian by MasterDragonScales October 25, 2014
Just like any other guy, will succeed until it comes back at you painfully.
Goviani, lets hang and hit the woah...
Goviani by Gio_oiG September 2, 2019