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When a tweeker starts peaking out the window saying that the cops are across the street in the neighbors yard watching the house with binoculars . When you go and look, you realize that what he is positive are cops, is.3 trash cans.
Hey man! Don't you pull a Gochanour and ruin the party! Those people crawling in the backyard are just shadow people you're seeing . Get some sleep and they'll dissapear.
Gochanour by Normal girlfriend March 30, 2015
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Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.
Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023
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GohanOrion 

Slang for a man with a large scrotum and penis.
Panda's gohanorion is so large it caused the dinosaurs to go extinct
GohanOrion by KUPPA2388383 February 14, 2022