Goatface

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.

"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."

by Kyle1 November 26, 2005

Asshole

Someone who won't pull over for an ambulance

Even though the ambulance was honking and shrieking at him, that asshole never pulled over.

by Kyle1 October 23, 2007

Burpwhistle

Burping while whistling.

Person #1: "Ew."
Burpwhistler: "Sorry."

by Kyle1 July 02, 2009