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Definitions by Kyle1

Burpwhistle 

Person #1: "Ew."
Burpwhistler: "Sorry."
Burpwhistle by Kyle1 July 2, 2009
Someone who won't pull over for an ambulance
Even though the ambulance was honking and shrieking at him, that asshole never pulled over.
Asshole by Kyle1 November 8, 2007

Goatface 

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.
"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."
Goatface by Kyle1 November 30, 2005