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Goatface 

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.
"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."
Goatface by Kyle1 November 30, 2005
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Goatface 

The act of a male rubbing his beard (similar to that of a goat) on a females vagina
EX 1:

AJ Lee: Daniel Bryan totally tried to goatface me last night but i told him i wasnt ready
Candice Michelle: dude your such a pussy

EX 2:
Dude 1: dude i totally goatfaced this bitch last night
Dude 2: dude your beard is totally going to get herpes now
Goatface by WWEbabe666 July 23, 2012

goatface 

when a man has a large beard that makes him look slightly goatlike.
Girl 1:Have you seen John's new beard
Girl 2: Yeah, it's why we call him goatface.
goatface by Sarah and Miranda June 3, 2013

goatface killa

One whose face resembles that of a goat, or is just grosser than the average Lee Harvey Oswald. This word is slang term that was derived from... none other than the YSP. If you's a goatface don't hide it, rep it.
Pearl(to Steve):Yo homeslice, I straight up pieced on this biotch with a thick Harry S. Truman the other day.
Steve:Yo son. That freakaleek is a straight up goatface killa.
Pearl:True dat
Steve:Shtoobs...
goatface killa by Old Man Jenkins October 15, 2004

goatface killa

One who doesnt shave the hairs on their chin, therefore resembling a goat.
-You see that goatface killa walkin down the hall
-Yeah, that motha fucka need to find a razor.
goatface killa by dv December 7, 2004

goat face 

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.
Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.
goat face by bowser724 February 22, 2008

flat ass goat face 

flat ass goat face by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017
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