Urban Dictionary: Goatface

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A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.

"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."

by Kyle1 November 25, 2005

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Smooth Brain

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

by Tip Tank May 14, 2011

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Goatface

The act of a male rubbing his beard (similar to that of a goat) on a females vagina

EX 1:

AJ Lee: Daniel Bryan totally tried to goatface me last night but i told him i wasnt ready
Candice Michelle: dude your such a pussy

EX 2:
Dude 1: dude i totally goatfaced this bitch last night
Dude 2: dude your beard is totally going to get herpes now

by WWEbabe666 July 23, 2012