Goatface

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.

"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."

by Kyle1 November 30, 2005

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Goatface

The act of a male rubbing his beard (similar to that of a goat) on a females vagina

EX 1:

AJ Lee: Daniel Bryan totally tried to goatface me last night but i told him i wasnt ready
Candice Michelle: dude your such a pussy

EX 2:
Dude 1: dude i totally goatfaced this bitch last night
Dude 2: dude your beard is totally going to get herpes now

by WWEbabe666 July 23, 2012

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goatface

when a man has a large beard that makes him look slightly goatlike.

Girl 1:Have you seen John's new beard
Girl 2: Yeah, it's why we call him goatface.

by Sarah and Miranda June 3, 2013

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goatface killa

One whose face resembles that of a goat, or is just grosser than the average Lee Harvey Oswald. This word is slang term that was derived from... none other than the YSP. If you's a goatface don't hide it, rep it.

Pearl(to Steve):Yo homeslice, I straight up pieced on this biotch with a thick Harry S. Truman the other day.
Steve:Yo son. That freakaleek is a straight up goatface killa.
Pearl:True dat
Steve:Shtoobs...

by Old Man Jenkins October 15, 2004

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