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Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.
Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.
goates by kindofpop May 26, 2014
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totes my goates 

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally
Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates
totes my goates by Joshy27 May 21, 2014

totes ma goates 

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"
Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"
totes ma goates by Discomania June 18, 2011

harold goates 

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.
harold goates by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

harold goates 

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.
harold goates by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

Goated with the sauce 

Goated with the sauce refers to the acronym G.O.A.T, (Greatest of all time), and with the sauce implies completeness. To be Goated with the sauce is to reach nirvana.
He's bussing it down sexual style? He must be goated with the sauce!
Goated with the sauce by The Aquela February 4, 2022
Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.
Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro
Goated by Pyroshank September 22, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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