goatess 

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess

"What a goatess"

goatess by hindithug September 2, 2011

Goatsesense 

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

Goatsesense by Rentro November 13, 2004

neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.

Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!

neo-goatese by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005

Goatest 

The greatest goat.

Luca: Ryan is the Goatest.
Person : I know right!

Goatest by troll_hater_6000 April 21, 2022

goatass 

your butt.

fuck me up the goatass!

goatass by jimbo March 16, 2003

goatsesque 

Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica

"The Mickey clock was even more goatsesque."

goatsesque by FXWizard December 21, 2009

Goatssechsschyre 

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.

Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...

Goatssechsschyre by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007