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goatess

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess
"What a goatess"
by hindithug September 2, 2011
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Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.
1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".
by Rentro November 13, 2004
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neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.
Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!
by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005
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Goatest

Luca: Ryan is the Goatest.
Person : I know right!
by troll_hater_6000 April 21, 2022
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goatass

fuck me up the goatass!
by jimbo March 16, 2003
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goatsesque

Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica
"The Mickey clock was even more goatsesque."
by FXWizard December 21, 2009
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Goatssechsschyre

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.
Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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