goatess
"What a goatess"
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Goatsesense
1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.
2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.
2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.
1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"
2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".
2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".
Goatsesense by Rentro November 13, 2004
Related Words
goatess • goatass • Goatness • goates • Goatless • Goadess • Goatesque • Goatest • Goatsesense • goatsesque
neo-goatese
Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.
neo-goatese by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005
Goatest
Goatest by troll_hater_6000 April 21, 2022
goatsesque
Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica
goatsesque by FXWizard December 21, 2009
Goatssechsschyre
The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.
Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...
Goatssechsschyre by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!