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Respectable 

To have respect for someone. To treat them in a courteous way and to not get their daughter pregnant.
Ex.

Bride: Daddy, I'm glad you like Johnny.
Dad: Well, of course, he was respectable. He didn't get you {pregnant}. Yet. But, it's ok now since you're {married}.
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respectable woman 

The nicest way possible to call a girl a "Bitch." Instead of using a very "sexist" or insulting term in the eyes of women you call them respectable women. Using this term is a way to induce sarcasm so you don't get shamed on for calling a woman a "bitch."
Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.

Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.

Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.
respectable woman by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017

respectable woman 

The nicest way possible to call a girl a "Bitch." Instead of using a very "sexist" or insulting term in the eyes of women you call them respectable women. Using this term is a way to induce sarcasm so you don't get shamed on for calling a woman a "bitch."
Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.

Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.

Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.
respectable woman by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017

respectable hoe 

A woman who has class, a respectable career, but is sexually active with many partners.
Damn La'rondo is a lawyer monday-friday but gets a train ran on her on saturdays. She a hoe, but a respectable hoe.
respectable hoe by I love hoes September 21, 2016

respectable bigotry 

The social acceptance of prejudice against White ethnics, when intolerance against non-White minorities is regarded as unacceptable.
Mr. Jones has respectable bigotry against Polish immigrants as demonstrated by his polish jokes bandied about in a whay that anti-Black humor is not.
respectable bigotry by s. beyet June 24, 2005

respectable-degenerate 

One who can simultaneously maintain a reputation of respectability and extreme degeneracy.
These individuals are known to some as upstanding professionals, to others as party-animals with deviant tendencies, and known to a select group (typically comprised entirely of other respectable-degenerates) as both. The ability to know how to behave amongst different groups and individuals is a requirement for successful respectable-degeneracy.
I went out with my boss last night and we got blackout drunk at a club. Today we are both back at work and looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are consummate professionals, only she and I know that we are both actually respectable-degenerates.

respectable-degenerate 

A person with multiple personalities; a professional/respectable persona as well as a wild and extreme persona. This person has mastered the ability to know when and where to display each. With some people they are respectable and professional, with others they are hard-partying and raucous.

Respectable-degenerates tend to show both personalities, only to other respectable-degenerates.
Gates is so smooth that many people think he is a total gentleman. We see him on nights out and on vacation. We know he is a complete respectable-degenerate.

My boss and I were out all night at the bars last night. Today we are both in the office looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are totally professional, only the two of us know just to what extent we are both respectable-degenerates.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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