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An individual who is referred to as "unfunny" and ruins the mood of chats whenever he sends a message. Tries too hard to be funny and is just a "party pooper" due to his lack of funniness.
"Oh great he's being a Glyffe"
glyffe by YIKESSSSSSSSSSSS October 29, 2017
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the euphoria obtained from using marijuana
I was so gliffed when I saw your mom yesterday at 4:30.
Gliffed by amilosingit February 26, 2008
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poutso glyftes 

You are one big poutso glyftes
poutso glyftes by Alekos Yamoshestos November 27, 2013
1. the act of having a definite chance of intercourse with a person and failing to complete the mission
2. to have sexual intercourse with someone and not reach climax for some rare occurrence
ex: Dude, I had this girl in my bed naked and I totally Gryffed it and nothing happened.
Gryffed by N.a.J.r June 29, 2017
the most charming, funny and loveable man you will ever meet. though quiet when first encountered, a gryffen often becomes the life of the party when opened up to. a close friend, companion or colleague; if you have a gryffen in your life, cherish them and love them unconditionally. you will never regret the love you receive from them
‘did you see that guy walk past with that swagger?’

‘yeah man, a total gryffen. i think i’m in love
gryffen by endadragon13 May 30, 2023
Slang for a glue sniffer. Literally means glue-huffer
Make sure to stay away from that gluffer, he's very weird.
Gluffer by TheSilliestGoose June 19, 2023
the area that can get a bit sweaty inbetween ur ball sack and inner thigh.
shit son my gliffet is chafing
gliffet by joe stew January 9, 2006
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