Gryffed 

1. the act of having a definite chance of intercourse with a person and failing to complete the mission
2. to have sexual intercourse with someone and not reach climax for some rare occurrence

ex: Dude, I had this girl in my bed naked and I totally Gryffed it and nothing happened.

Gryffed by N.a.J.r June 29, 2017

Griffed 

Verb: To be mislead or confused by your pal. To innocently not speak the truth.

You were wrong about having watermelon in the cafeteria today. Dang, I got Griffed!

Griffed by Cdmfl April 17, 2014

Gruffed 

To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.

"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."

Gruffed by Muttemor May 12, 2021

Griffed 

adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.

You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!

Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.

Griffed by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009

Griffed 

To have someone who once held a positition of high regard lie to your face and you believe it.

Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.

Griffed by hiemlich schlonge February 21, 2010

Griffed 

Getting fucked over by a co-worker.

Kevin got griffed at work today by Alan!

Griffed by Bombdom June 14, 2018

gryffen 

the most charming, funny and loveable man you will ever meet. though quiet when first encountered, a gryffen often becomes the life of the party when opened up to. a close friend, companion or colleague; if you have a gryffen in your life, cherish them and love them unconditionally. you will never regret the love you receive from them

‘did you see that guy walk past with that swagger?’

‘yeah man, a total gryffen. i think i’m in love’

gryffen by endadragon13 May 30, 2023