Gluffed

When someone is telling a lie or says something so stupid that you half-laugh, puff in disbelieve, feel disgusted and hopeless at the same time. Similar to if I don't laugh I will cry but with more disgust and hatred towards the idiot making the statement.

As the idiot Prime Minister discussed post-Brexit, he told a room full of people that they would be able to throw away forms issued by European Customs officials. "If they have a problem with that tell them to call the Prime Minister," he said as the room gluffed at his obvious lie.

by edthegreat January 23, 2021

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guffed

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

by marie August 5, 2003

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Gruffed

To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.

"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."

by Muttemor May 12, 2021

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