glaffenstaff 

Definition: a stick used to beat entrepeneurs and business-people into submission. Used by either of the aforementioned groups in an effort to make the other cave and sign their business deal.

Prefix: "glaff"
Origin language: Italian.
Definition: an affiliate platform that connects businesses and entrepeneurs.
Suffix: "staff"
Origin language: English
Definition: Long stick/rod used to make yourself look as though you are a leader (see: Moses).

"You better come over and sign this merger acquisition, or I'll beat you to death with my glaffenstaff."

glaffenstaff by DaMountain October 16, 2017