glutenous 

The fat filthy beast. The intake of slime and lard in ones temple they refer to as a body.

The soiled diapers and glutenous souls...the beasts time nears

glutenous by Gonzo Horse March 28, 2013

Gluteus Maximus Frontalis 

The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."

Gluteus Maximus Frontalis by MetaPoo November 28, 2009

gluberous 

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective

I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.

gluberous by kmbendigo February 1, 2008

glutenist 

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

glutenist by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

gluteus maximus 

Scientific word for the muscles in the buttocks, a.k.a butt, a.k.a ass, a.k.a arse

Damn that chick has a nice gluteus maximus

gluteus maximus by Normal_criminal December 31, 2003

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

gluteus laximus by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008

Gluteus Maximus 

booty (-muscles)

"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")

Gluteus Maximus by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018