Glutinous 

Thicc

His booty is glutinous

Glutinous by Denny pro May 27, 2018

glubious 

(noun) 1) glub a fat lard
(adj.) 2) excessively fat, sweaty, and greasy

1) Tina is such a glub.
2) Jason never showers and he never stops eating. And he is so glubious because of it

glubious by GlubiousDoorHead January 6, 2017

Gelatinous Monster

A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."

Gelatinous Monster by onetime October 4, 2003

gelatinous 

Referring to an item composed of gelatin or gelatin-like material. See StrongBad email 84.

Some people are being devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.

gelatinous by Steve January 12, 2005

gelatinous cube 

A dungeon-dwelling monster invented for the game "Dungeons and Dragons." An enormous toxic blob, it fills any space it inhabits and digests all organic material it encounters.

Dude, my level 13 elf fighter-mage was totally eaten by a gelatinous cube.

gelatinous cube by Evan Harper August 30, 2009

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

gelatinous monster by the cheat September 13, 2003

glutius flatosis 

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

glutius flatosis by DzNutz January 20, 2004