48 definitions by 2014_chiguy

To punch someone, preferably in the face.
John was talikin' shit, so facked his ass.
by 2014_chiguy October 17, 2006
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did you see how a.i. put antonio on the floor twice? he got taps!!
by 2014_chiguy December 8, 2006
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General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required
Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.
by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013
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Joe: I texted you earlier. What happened?

Mike: My POSA phone was acting up. I need to upgrade.
by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013
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The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014
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Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office.

James: Yeah. She'll get it.
by 2014_chiguy November 22, 2012
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one who screws up at the worst possible time.
did you see jason kidd lose the ball off his foot??
yup. jag master.
by 2014_chiguy December 8, 2006
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