48 definitions by 2014_chiguy
by 2014_chiguy November 22, 2012
by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013
by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013
Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
by 2014_chiguy October 12, 2007
The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014
Joe: What happened to your wrist?
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.
Joe: That sucks.
by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013
by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021