2014_chiguy's definitions

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

go lefty

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

she'll get it

synonymous to I'd hit that

Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office.

James: Yeah. She'll get it.

by 2014_chiguy November 27, 2012

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014

cube

A supernerd.
One who is as lame as six squares.
A person so uncool, he's hot.

{Joe is such a square.}
<He's beyond a square; he's a cube>

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

odd

a dollar; term is used when shooting dice.

shoot for the odd?
i'll shoot for the odd.

by 2014_chiguy December 10, 2006

dot com dater

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.

Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.

by 2014_chiguy May 24, 2014