eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy November 21, 2007

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

by 2014_chiguy March 08, 2008

taps

excellent ball handling skills.

did you see how a.i. put antonio on the floor twice? he got taps!!

by 2014_chiguy December 08, 2006

POSA

Piece of shit ass

Joe: I texted you earlier. What happened?

Mike: My POSA phone was acting up. I need to upgrade.

by 2014_chiguy June 05, 2013

she'll get it

synonymous to I'd hit that

Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office.

James: Yeah. She'll get it.

by 2014_chiguy November 22, 2012

pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014