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Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012
Get the hit the baby daddy lotterymug. by 2014_chiguy March 13, 2014
Get the no trollmug. Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!
by 2014_chiguy April 28, 2009
Get the Smirnoff intolerantmug. the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape
I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.
by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007
Get the martini glass shapemug. An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014
Get the Lipton Tea Momentmug. A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.
Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?
Mike: I'm antisocial networking.
Janet: I'm impressed.
Mike: I'm antisocial networking.
Janet: I'm impressed.
by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013
Get the antisocial networkingmug. 