send off

One who sends you on a blank mission.
One who misguides or misdirects.

Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 04, 2008

she'll get it

synonymous to I'd hit that

Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office.

James: Yeah. She'll get it.

by 2014_chiguy November 27, 2012

go lefty

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 05, 2013

Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.

A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.

by 2014_chiguy September 08, 2021

antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.

Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.

by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013

milarchy

A euphemism for bullshit.

That's a bunch of milarchy.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006