48 definitions by 2014_chiguy

taps

excellent ball handling skills.

did you see how a.i. put antonio on the floor twice? he got taps!!

by 2014_chiguy December 8, 2006

eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

she'll get it

synonymous to I'd hit that

Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office.

James: Yeah. She'll get it.

by 2014_chiguy November 22, 2012

POSA

Piece of shit ass

Joe: I texted you earlier. What happened?

Mike: My POSA phone was acting up. I need to upgrade.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

booty move

an action you perform that forces someone to call you a dumb ass

James: Joe chucked a beer bottle at that cop.

Frank: What a booty move.

by 2014_chiguy November 16, 2007

go lefty

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 24, 2014