Glurking
Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.
Glurking by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025
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Glurking
1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
Glurking by glurkmaster January 9, 2026
Glurping
Glurping by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012
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