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The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.
"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!
glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010
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Girking

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?

Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.

Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
Girking by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019

Glicking 

A person or a thing being annoying or rude
Stop glicking bruhhh
Glicking by Slaycore July 16, 2022

glirting 

Flirting between two people of the same gender, one or both of whom may be straight and who are not actually attracted to each other. More common among females, but used humorously by males. From the words "gay" and "flirting".
Dude A: Matt, I know what you like!
Dude B: Bro, are you glirting with me again?
glirting by LavenderRox January 27, 2010

glinking 

1. Building, then subsequently ruining a moment.

2. Being all at once hungry, angry, and aroused at inappropriate times
Honey, I can't have you glinking around my parents. It really ruins the family atmosphere. hangry sexy turned on angry
glinking by ar8iter October 20, 2015
The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.
That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?
Glarking by Baresark February 17, 2023