Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

Glocking

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Gloaking

The act of staring at someone while they're eating in hopes that they'll give you some food.

(Jonathan staring at Seth while Seth eats his fries)

Seth: Dude, why are you gloaking at me so hard right now? If you want some, just take it.

by bard_UYD March 9, 2011

Smawesome-Glooking

Smart. Awesome. AND, Good Looking. A coolness extreme. All encompassing greatness. A rarity among the human race.

"Describe yourself in one word." -Teacher
"Smawesome-Glooking!" -Student
"What??!!" -Teacher

"Simple words are for imbeciles." -Student

by Always_Emily_ September 17, 2012

Gloringus Dingus

When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole

Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.

by Daddy Awesome January 5, 2021

gorking

When a doctor over-prescribes (usually psychoactive) medications. A higher dose than necessary, though not physically damaging, results in a 'flat affect', i.e. zombie-like state. 'Thorazine/Haldol Shuffle'.

The doctors are gorking my mentally-challenged uncle.

That patient is being gorked...look at his Haldol Shuffle!

by LexiLurgee October 17, 2009