glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

glarking by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?

Glarking by Baresark February 17, 2023

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

Man that Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you hear her glarking in that gangbang?

Glarking by Baresark February 17, 2023

Garking 

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

Garking by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garking 

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

Garking by nick pine July 2, 2016

Glanking 

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)

Im gonna go glanking with friends!

Glanking by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011

glacking

The act of slarving a dode to the point in which one is only able to utter "glack" through the tiny air crevasse between their lips and the glack-causing instigator's genatalia.

I had your mom glacking on my D so hard bro!

glacking by Bwade December 3, 2015