glerk

1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.

2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.

3. A person who loves sweater-vests.

That glerk won't stop squawking about this random BS, but his sweatervest is sure nice.

by Florky Dorf March 1, 2007

glerk

To lick ones nipple while on fire.

"I glerked it too hard last night and now i have 3rd degree burns".

by assfarter9000 April 12, 2016

Glerk

Glerk can be used as a sound effect in unenthusiastic/boring situations.

Glerk can also be used as a sound effect for something/someone goopy or weird.

I was walking up the stairs and I was sooooooo tired and the stairs were sooooooo long. Glerk!

by glerk December 27, 2018

Glerk

a film-geek clerk in a video store

I rented Transformers a few days ago. “It’s awesome,” said the glerk at the video store. “When Optimus Prime showed up, I like weeped.” -- James Lileks, 13-11-2007

by Alcofribas Nasier December 10, 2007

Glerking

Putting on a glove and collecting one’s hand sweat while sleeping, and then using the sweat filled glove as lube.

“Yo bro let’s glerk tonight”
“hell yeah i love glerking”
“ all the ladies love my glerking”

by glerkmonster5000 March 10, 2025

Glerk

To masturbate profusely until your hand goes numb

"I be glerking and shit."

by RealNamedotHeisenberg May 19, 2022

Glerk

A person that makes you feel like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite.

You are my Glerk.

by imyourhamster November 22, 2021