Glerking

Putting on a glove and collecting one’s hand sweat while sleeping, and then using the sweat filled glove as lube.

“Yo bro let’s glerk tonight”
“hell yeah i love glerking”
“ all the ladies love my glerking”

by glerkmonster5000 March 10, 2025

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

Gleeking

That long stream of spit that sprays out from under your tongue.

I have a gleeking problem! I didn't mean to but I was talking to him and I totally gleeked everywhere!

by DestielandPhanforever October 10, 2015

goerking

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.

Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.

by Special_KF June 14, 2018

gleeking

Originated from the 70's superhero cartoon Spaceghost where a space monkey character named Gleek from the planet Exxor would often spit from under his tongue. The word 'gleeking' was derived from this action.

"Nice going, Gleek. I didn't think anything could stop Super-mouth! Your gleeking has once again saved the universe!"

by MarcG December 12, 2008

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Gleeking Out

The act of freaking out about Fox's newest big hit show Glee.

Geeking out over the show Glee.

1) Dude did you watch Glee last night?
2) Yeah! When they sang Somebody to Love, I was Gleeking Out!

by MrPJXN October 15, 2009