Glurking

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.
Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!
by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 02, 2025
mugGet the Glurking mug.

Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15
hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?
by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 02, 2025
mugGet the Johning mug.