Definitions by E2trappyv2.0Manigga

Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15

hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.

Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!