glurdge

The noise you make when you gag on something very viscous.

*glurdge* holy crap man that was a massive glurdge!

by theglurdgemaster July 20, 2023

glurge

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter

If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

gludge

American horror films, generally bad, remade from Asian horror originals, like The Grudge, The Ring, Shutter, and The Host

How bad was "Shutter"? It was genuine gludge.

by therblig October 25, 2010

glurge

See also www.wordspy.com/words/glurge.asp , just above "Earliest Citation" for another element: Tales that "undermine their messages by fabricating and distorting historical fact."

That "Letter from Iraq" turns out to be partly right-wing glurge.

by George T SLC May 10, 2005

glurgen

The period of time it takes, after a surreptitious belch, for a victim to smell the noxious, sulphurous face gas that has issued hence.

'Holy fuck!? Has someone burped!'

'Yes, yes I have aaaaand that is shit you can smell.'

'Buuh! That's a glurgen! Buuuh! I just puked in my mouth!'

by LordRogan October 15, 2013