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The process of making a fund glarded.

This is not easily reversible, but can be remedied with a Certificate of Inoppolity if the funds are planned to be transferred into an account in a tax clode.
The bank glarded my funds, so I'll have to give you a Certificate of Inoppolity first.
Glard by Sukadia April 5, 2021
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To Glard means to fail at spelling the word Glad, Glared, or Lard.
Ex: Man: And then he glard at me
Man 2: He what?
Man: Oh, i meant glared.
Glard by the failer June 11, 2011
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to glard 

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
to glard by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Garden Gobbler

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)
Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate
Have the funds been glarded in anyway?
glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021
past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.
glarded by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.
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