glums

A glums is how you refer to a (usually teenage) white male who thinks he's the greatest soundcloud rapper alive, but in reality is pretty mediocre at best.

Person 1: "James just asked me to listen to his new Album, you guys wanna listen?"
Person 2: "No dude James is a total glums."

by ainyra1n October 15, 2025

Glumsy

Clumsy due to sad feelings

Glumsy from my bad day at work I dropped the dish I was holding.

by sandraxine August 21, 2016

Glussy

A man with a frozen cock.

"It's so cold outside. I think I might have a glussy!"

by Trase Gontzales December 29, 2020

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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

glumbucket

Crusty woman who wants to steal your child's lunch and make your nan homeless

Theresa May is a glumbucket, vote Labour!!

by trent58 May 29, 2017

glamson

A very cute, stylish grandson. Center of attention, likes to set trends.

He's so stylish, what a glamson.
What a glamson, he's always dressed so cute.

by SRHglam December 3, 2013

Glumber

A gay slumber party.

Guy: Let's have a glumber party, betch!
Other guy: Fuck you

by iShetBag December 1, 2011