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'gloz' is a term used to describe something that is pretty good, but not as good as 'manbuff'. It is usually used to finish a sentance in which the outcome has been pleasant.

Also can be used to proceed the phrase - 'oh right, manbuff.'

Dave: Hey man, I got rid of my genital warts.
Darius: Gloz

Cedric: That girl is very attractive (bare peng fit)
Horace: Oh right
Theobold: Manbuff
Morris: Gloz!
gloz by Sam from EDWIN April 30, 2008
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Glozi is derived by the term Globalist Socialist or GlobalistSozialismus (German) It is the opposite of Nazism right wing ideology and is placed within the radical far left political spectrum. Instead of adhering to socialistic philosophy within a nation state; a glozi adheres to a global one state system with socialism as it's foundation, "New world Order". They believe in open borders, abolishment of nations and one world government. They also flag attention to the existential crisis of human activity destroying the natural environment, implying the need to be tamed with fascist or authoritarian power, so we can equally harmonize and survive by global unified planning. All freedoms would considerably be destroyed under this system. The threat of Glozism will significantly increase during the 21st century, with the affects of overpopulation, climate change and sparsity of resources.
Those Antifa or SJW's sure act like Glozi's. The bureaucrats and world banks are working in the interest of glozism.
Glozi by Criseno November 14, 2018
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A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.
"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell
Glozell by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010
A popular Youtube comedian coining phrases already on UD such as "Aluminum Digger", "Crusty Crusts", and "Hurr".
Me: Did you see that new GloZell video?
Jess: Yeah! Vote for GloZell to get her OWN show?
GloZell by Klakasharkie June 29, 2010
A hilarious, crazy, incredibly funny YouTube comedian who has thousand of hilarious videos about her life, push up bras, ketchup/cashew (known as Ke$ha by non-watchers), and so much more.
Has many words like "Bucket-naked" "crackamus" "alCHEhol"- (otherwise known as alcohol),
Gurl, you have got to get off the alCHEhol! I will snatch you up & take you to a AAA meeting!

Umm, what's like little drunk girls name, with the dollar sign?

Don't you have some friends? You could at least play uno, or uh, hopscotch?... No, you need some kinda activities! Play some checkers or something!

You wake up feeling like P-Diddy, like a black man. Issues.

You wanna know why you can't think? Cuz you bangin ya head up against the wall!!!

-GloZell
Glozell by crazyyoutuber771 April 6, 2011
The best possible compliment to give to anyone for them just being awesomely amazing.
Dude you fucked my wife..AND came on her face? You must be a fucking Glozo!
Similar to a Nazi, or Nationalist Socialist. Glozi is the shorthand version of a Globalist Socialist.
His opponents accused him of being a Glozi sympathizer.
Glozi by drewniverse March 17, 2019
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