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A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.
A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.
Globist by JonSpade February 2, 2017
A gloriously moist moment.
Kevin worked a double shift on the pole Saturday. After reflecting on the how much money made, he realized it was a very gloist day.
Gloist by Schunor February 27, 2022
A streetwise hustler; a fearless, stylish, and cunning individual who earns their living through the grind of the streets. A Gozist is respected for their survival skills, street smarts, and ability to move through the urban underworld with both power and flair. They are seen as the kings of the streets and the night, embodying confidence, hustle, and perfect street credibility.

Characteristics of a Gozist:

Hustler: Makes money through street hustle and sharp instincts.

Streetwise: Knows the codes, rules, and dangers of the streets.

Stylish: Dresses sharp (pansula/tsotsi aesthetic), exudes swagger.

Fearless (Delakufa): Dares to live on the edge without fear.

Respected: Commands street cred, often admired or envied.

Jewshing: Flaunts success, flexes, and shows off their lifestyle.
“That guy pulling up in the All Stars and Kangol hat? He’s a real Gozist.”

“You can’t outsmart a Gozist, they’ve seen every hustle in the book.”

“From kasi to city, she runs the block like a true Gozist.”
Gozist by Pikaso and Mafashion September 3, 2025

goku glazist 

these wastes of cum believe that goku beats everything, that hes a fucking god and they -GLAZE- him.

they suck his dick down, beg for his cock, slurp his nuts.

like bro, zip up his pants when youre done bitchass nigga
guy 1: "my son just beat cancer"
guy 2: "im happy for you man"
goku glazist: "can he beat goku though?"
guy 1: "nigga what"
goku glazist by gaynigga1112 October 10, 2023

Saitama glazist

These specimen walk among us glazing Saitama from One Punch Man saying he soloes everyone with one punch even though at best he is multi galaxy level according to their ridiculous power scaling.
This stupid Saitama glazist on TikTok won’t stop glazing Saitama.
Saitama glazist by ShinDoesVids March 1, 2026

mavis del glorist 

Nigga who thinks he’s a tough guy when he swatted himself back in 2022, likes children and enjoys being groomed. He often uses dumbass lingo he thought of in his head to try to be different and stand out. Nigga hasn’t made a single paste since January and he’s fanned out.

{Punched} - Hideous, Unappealing or Disgusting. ex. “nigga ur punched stupid cuck”

{Sparky} - angry/upset. ex. “He sparky like shit”

{Nincompoop} - Retarded/Stupid (Nigga doesn’t even use this correctly) ex. *laddering discord messages* “Nincompoop LOL”

Nigga continues to use “lol” with a straight face not cracking a single smile typing it out.

He usually has some bullshit ass name like a random string of numbers like “1977197719771977” or some shitty ass song title, This nigga never uses his actual alias.
“mavis del glorist”

{Punched} - Hideous, Unappealing or Disgusting. ex. “nigga ur punched stupid cuck”

{Sparky} - angry/upset. ex. “He sparky like shit”

{Nincompoop} - Retarded/Stupid (Nigga doesn’t even use this correctly) ex. *laddering discord messages* “Nincompoop LOL”

{lol} - Laugh out Loud. - LOL
mavis del glorist by seiyacord September 1, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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