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A person that follows the ideology of globalism and fascism.
Peter: Is Karl coming to the party tonight
Michael: No I don't want that glozist near my house!
Peter: Okay....
Glozist by TheNextEnlightenment August 28, 2020
Words you can keep
A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.
A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.
Globist by JonSpade February 2, 2017
A gloriously moist moment.
Kevin worked a double shift on the pole Saturday. After reflecting on the how much money made, he realized it was a very gloist day.
Gloist by Schunor February 27, 2022
A streetwise hustler; a fearless, stylish, and cunning individual who earns their living through the grind of the streets. A Gozist is respected for their survival skills, street smarts, and ability to move through the urban underworld with both power and flair. They are seen as the kings of the streets and the night, embodying confidence, hustle, and perfect street credibility.

Characteristics of a Gozist:

Hustler: Makes money through street hustle and sharp instincts.

Streetwise: Knows the codes, rules, and dangers of the streets.

Stylish: Dresses sharp (pansula/tsotsi aesthetic), exudes swagger.

Fearless (Delakufa): Dares to live on the edge without fear.

Respected: Commands street cred, often admired or envied.

Jewshing: Flaunts success, flexes, and shows off their lifestyle.
That guy pulling up in the All Stars and Kangol hat? He’s a real Gozist.”

“You can’t outsmart a Gozist, they’ve seen every hustle in the book.”

“From kasi to city, she runs the block like a true Gozist.”
Gozist by Pikaso and Mafashion September 3, 2025

goku glazist 

these wastes of cum believe that goku beats everything, that hes a fucking god and they -GLAZE- him.

they suck his dick down, beg for his cock, slurp his nuts.

like bro, zip up his pants when youre done bitchass nigga
guy 1: "my son just beat cancer"
guy 2: "im happy for you man"
goku glazist: "can he beat goku though?"
guy 1: "nigga what"
goku glazist by gaynigga1112 October 10, 2023

Saitama glazist

These specimen walk among us glazing Saitama from One Punch Man saying he soloes everyone with one punch even though at best he is multi galaxy level according to their ridiculous power scaling.
This stupid Saitama glazist on TikTok won’t stop glazing Saitama.
Saitama glazist by ShinDoesVids March 1, 2026

mavis del glorist 

Nigga who thinks he’s a tough guy when he swatted himself back in 2022, likes children and enjoys being groomed. He often uses dumbass lingo he thought of in his head to try to be different and stand out. Nigga hasn’t made a single paste since January and he’s fanned out.

{Punched} - Hideous, Unappealing or Disgusting. ex. “nigga ur punched stupid cuck”

{Sparky} - angry/upset. ex. “He sparky like shit”

{Nincompoop} - Retarded/Stupid (Nigga doesn’t even use this correctly) ex. *laddering discord messages* “Nincompoop LOL”

Nigga continues to use “lol” with a straight face not cracking a single smile typing it out.

He usually has some bullshit ass name like a random string of numbers like “1977197719771977” or some shitty ass song title, This nigga never uses his actual alias.
“mavis del glorist”

{Punched} - Hideous, Unappealing or Disgusting. ex. “nigga ur punched stupid cuck

{Sparky} - angry/upset. ex. “He sparky like shit”

{Nincompoop} - Retarded/Stupid (Nigga doesn’t even use this correctly) ex. *laddering discord messages* “Nincompoop LOL”

{lol} - Laugh out Loud. - LOL
mavis del glorist by seiyacord September 1, 2024
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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