glonel 

glonel is many things a loyal friend, straightforward shooter and hella attractive. one person you should defiantly take to a party She's fully extroverted yet enjoys her own company A person who doesn't realize that her beauty lies with In BIGGGG DICK ENERGY

don't take her for granted

glonel a person who always understands the assignment

glonel by urain popcoren November 21, 2021

Glozell 

A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.

"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell

Glozell by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010

glenelg highschool 

The school every other highschool hates in Howard county. Sports are insane (but so political) and so are the kids. Rednecks to spoiled brats Glenelg has it all.... Everyone describes Glenelg as Racist. Although some kids are, most are not. Kids have their drama and so do the parents..... but even with all the problems no one would trade the Glenelg family for anything

I just drove a bop away to an address that turns out to be Glenelg Highschool.

When’s drive your tractor to school day?

glenelg highschool by Farmerjoe12 June 9, 2018

GloZell 

A popular Youtube comedian coining phrases already on UD such as "Aluminum Digger", "Crusty Crusts", and "Hurr".

Me: Did you see that new GloZell video?
Jess: Yeah! Vote for GloZell to get her OWN show?

GloZell by Klakasharkie June 29, 2010

glenelg country school 

A rich white preppy school in the heart of Howard County. Most people that go here have at least 5 pairs of sperrys, lax, eat the not so shitty lunch, and start taking midterms in sixth grade. Pretty much everyone there is white even though all the ads have Asian people in them. Most of the people that go there are dumb as fuck because there parents probably are probably rich enough to ask the school to rig the system and add another $25,000 to the already $25,000 tuition. They have this shitty-as-fuck winter formal in place of prom or homecoming. If you don't play lax and go to Glenelg you're pretty much a fucking loser. What also sucks ass about this school is that they block Snapchat and Instagram on their Wi-Fi, but not blocking PornHub balances it out.

*kids from Glenelg Country School*
"I heard the winter formal is coming up bro."
"Sorry man I got a lax game."

glenelg country school by qaswedfrtghyujiklolpok;ldkghs; December 19, 2016

globeldabble

The globeldabble will make you look very good looking to anyone who sees you. Since it is now made into a facial cream, it is easier to apply and use. Apply it once on your face and shoulders every morning, and it will make you look a lot more attractive to everyone around you. It will make you more likely to get a girl/boy and have sex. It will also make you a lot better at sex. The globeldabble is the best thing ever.

The globeldabble cream is exactly what I needed to impress Theresa last nice.

globeldabble by Globeldabble February 26, 2020

Glanella 

Glanella is usually a ghetto name, and bitches never trust a Glanella.

Omg, she's so Ghetto.
She's Probably a Glanella.

Glanella by MrsBekky April 29, 2021