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Gloner is short for "Glee Boner". Generally, someone may obtain a Gloner while watching an episode of Glee.
Guy 1: Oh my god Steve!! Did you see that episode of Glee last night?!?

Guy 2: You better believe it Perry, I had the biggest Gloner way after the show was over too!!
Gloner by SCUBA COLLIN November 28, 2010
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A gay loner. Someone who is a loner in a gay fashion.
"Kara is such a gloner"
Gloner by Glone4Life November 15, 2012
Related Words
Gloner Gooner goner glover Glober Groner Glone gloser Goonergay Goonerism
Glower is a slang for a Federal Agent, usually used for one in disguise over the internet.
The slang comes from a racist rant by the coder of TempleOS Terry A. Davis.
"The CIA n*gg*rs glow in the dark, you can see them when you are driving. You just gotta run 'em over with your car."
Moderator: Don't post links on open chat, there are a lot of glowers in this server.
Glower by LateVann December 4, 2020

Donald Glover 

Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.
Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
Donald Glover by kidZboPisMysHit January 28, 2017

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless
"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"
Goner by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017
A prominent yet uncommon name meaning wealth and prosperity. It is also famous for it's male members being both highly intelligent, and unusually handsome. Origins unknown, however it is probably either German, Swiss, or French in origin.
I wish I could have been born a Gloer
Gloer by Xanthus12 December 14, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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