glonder 

Annoying piece of shit

Glonder is a annoying piece of shit

glonder by Atilla Coşar March 30, 2021

Gonder 

the nickname to any man who has a lumberjack beard and is ripped, rugged, all that is man,and who has a big breasted girlfriend.

Person 1: Lars' beard has come in nicely and his girlfriend's bra size must be D at least.

Person 2: Yeah, no wonder they call him, Gonder

Gonder by Blake G November 26, 2006

Glander 

Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."

Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.

Glander by D-T January 8, 2009

gwonderful

combonation of the words ‘good’ and ‘wonderful’
pronounced “gwa-under-ful”

person 1: “How was your day?”
person 2: “It was gwonderful!”

gwonderful by coolgirl19 May 22, 2018

glanderize 

Verb. The sexual conquest of a female. The act of glanderizing includes flirting, sexual activities, and bragging to your friends of the sexual activities.

Word originates from Ryan Glander, the king of flirtation.

Guy 1: Hey you and April left the party last night. What happened?
Guy 2: Dude. I totally glanderized her.
Guy 2: *Explains in detail the events of last night*

glanderize by Jameson Wolfe May 26, 2009

Gronderful 

A combination of great and wonderful. When a situation is so great that great or wonderful can't describe it. Saying "this is fucking great" wouldn't cover it either.

O my God, i haven't eaten all day, this quadruple cheeseburger with fries is gronderful.

Gronderful by Clinker It On June 14, 2010

glanderson booper

A term created on the YouTube podcast "The Drunken Peasants"

Glanderson Booper is the metaphysical love child of Glenn Beck and Anderson Cooper. He came into inception when Cooper stuck his blooper in Glenn's pooper.

Later used to flood the podcast chat of Tommy Sotomayor (also known as the DMCA who*e).

GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER! GLANDERSON BOOPER!
— The peasants chanting in unison as a hive mind, just as Paul's Globalist agenda had prophesied.

glanderson booper by Enclave Razorback December 14, 2016