gLoader

Cheap ass digital hoes who bend over for behavioral tracking and advertising bombardment in exchange for "free" digital services like gmail.

gLoaders are often unaware that "Android is open" is short for "Android users' assholes are wide open and gapin' for the takin'."

by helterskellter April 20, 2011

Glader

One who lives, or once lived in a wall enclosed area surrounded by a maze that changes nightly, and is full of horrific creachers known as Grievers all created by WICKED to carry out phase one of their experiments to help save humanity.

The Gladers have dreams of one day exscaping The Maze.

by Rachel_S January 4, 2011

Gloade

A worry free man or woman that dosen't take life seriously. Never thinks about consequences of his actions. This person just does what is required and never goes beyond that.

Man: Brian just got arrested for a 2nd time!
Woman: I heard about that, he is such a gloade.

by BMPGC April 21, 2011

Glader & Friends

Behaving politically correct, cordial, harmonious or amicable toward an unlikeable individual you don’t approve of.

My boss delegated a team project to me and ole girl—I had to act all glader & friends with that bitch Stacy!

We all attended my boyfriends holiday kiki. Joey and I were all glader & friends.

The Obama’s had no choice, but to be all glader & friends with the Trump’s during the inauguration festivities. Michelle was like: I had to be all glader & friends with Melania in front of the cameras.

Norm tried using Christina Ms. Ladybug Gilmore as collateral to broker a peace deal. I had to be all glader & friends to find out his true intentions .

I have to be all glader & friends with my bully cause I don’t want to get punked.

by Chompers December 29, 2017

Gloater

A gloater is someone that tends to mock or taunt someone after claiming a sort of victory over them or beating them at something.

Robert beat Nick at a game of Monopoly and then proceeded to mock him like a gloater.

by Chops2006 July 1, 2023

glonder

Annoying piece of shit

Glonder is a annoying piece of shit

by Atilla Coşar March 30, 2021

Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009