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When you know something, but you're too cool to just KNOW so you kjow.
Britney may know the school drama, but I KJOW the tea.
Kjow by geh.sewer.rat_ October 26, 2020
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kjo • Kjoet • Kjobie • kjoe • Kjoesie • Kjohnn • kjojo • kjolan • kjolen • KJOM
The Kurt Journal of Medicine - a highly reputable journal for medical facts of dubious merit
That medical fact must be true. It’s in the KJOM.
KJOM by Wookie74 October 9, 2020
Kjomd=Kinda jealous of my dick
All these women want from me is sex, got me feeling kjomd
kjomd by psycho mantis September 8, 2014
Another word meaning "sex", "masturbation" or any fondling of the "genetalia"
God damn i forgot to kjobie before my date.
Kjobie by Roxo March 12, 2003
Croatian for a retardation. Kjop should be used in extreme cases of retarded act and as a insult to stupid people, it is not to be used for mentally handicapped persons.
(Pronounced : Keyap)
Ed: You know what you look like?
Nick: I don't know here
D.J.: You look like a real kjop.
kjop by Where 69 March 12, 2008
A reference to the word cute, often used to make it look more cuddly.
Look at this kjoet cat.
That's so kjoet!
Kjoet by Lunatika January 23, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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