glease

When a dog scrapes it's butt on the ground to release fluid from it's anal glands. "Gland Release"

When I picked up my dog and put her in the car she gleased all over my car seat.

by TomT_tech April 5, 2015

Glease

A word that means cum

Jamal: I am about to glease on you little bro
Timmy: What the fuck?

by AfterBurn504 May 8, 2024

greasefyre

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.

Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.

by Biodawg April 18, 2016

Gleasted

Getting your shit deleted by the Mickey Mouse crew working the internets at ESPN. Can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. It is derived by getting Glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible QB ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking ass.

Looks like someone got Gleasted, make a wish!

by Gleasted4Life October 28, 2011

greasers' palace

A hangout for white trash to gather and party.

Billies ' tavern is a regular Greasers' Palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Gypsy Grease

The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...

Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary

Man this chick has a dry pussy...

Just use some gypsy grease...

by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012

queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

by Tbird January 24, 2007