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Glease
Glease by AfterBurn504 May 8, 2024
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greasefyre
A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.
greasefyre by Biodawg April 18, 2016
Gleasted
Getting your shit deleted by the Mickey Mouse crew working the internets at ESPN. Can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. It is derived by getting Glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible QB ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking ass.
Gleasted by Gleasted4Life October 28, 2011
greasers' palace
greasers' palace by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
Gypsy Grease
The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...
Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary
Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary
Gypsy Grease by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012
queef greased
The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007
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