Glastorbate

A celebratory act of masturbation following a successful purchase of glastonbury tickets

Yeeees I got my tickets... I'm away to the toilet to glastorbate

by HeyHo12 October 8, 2014

Glastobating

Discussing, Talking about, conversing regarding the Glastonbury Festival at the expense of all other subjects

Sorry I can not talk now I am Glastobating with the people I met this year.
Or
Sorry Love I can’t fix the Leak as I am Glastobating on Facebook

by Peter Strudwick August 7, 2008

glassterbate

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Gastrobate

-verb
1. To consume copious amounts of food, with the purpose of indulging in pleasure rather than necessary sustenance in an excessive and unrestrained manner. Usually with unhealthy food containing high sugar and/or fat content.

2. To binge eat

Related Forms
Gastrobation - noun
Gastrobating - present progressive
Gastrobatory - adjective

Zac and I are going to Sonic this evening to gastrobate; would you care to join us?

by urbanminstrel March 19, 2011

gatorbate

Sexual self gratification for UF students, alumni, players and fans.

I’m horny so I’m going to gatorbate.

by RealWinner June 29, 2020