Glastorbate

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A celebratory act of masturbation following a successful purchase of glastonbury tickets

Yeeees I got my tickets... I'm away to the toilet to glastorbate

Glastorbate by HeyHo12 October 8, 2014

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Glastobating

Discussing, Talking about, conversing regarding the Glastonbury Festival at the expense of all other subjects

Sorry I can not talk now I am Glastobating with the people I met this year.
Or
Sorry Love I can’t fix the Leak as I am Glastobating on Facebook

Glastobating by Peter Strudwick August 7, 2008

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Glastorbate • gatorbate • glassterbate • Gastrobate • Glastobating

glassterbate

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

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glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

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Gastrobate

-verb
1. To consume copious amounts of food, with the purpose of indulging in pleasure rather than necessary sustenance in an excessive and unrestrained manner. Usually with unhealthy food containing high sugar and/or fat content.

2. To binge eat

Related Forms
Gastrobation - noun
Gastrobating - present progressive
Gastrobatory - adjective

Zac and I are going to Sonic this evening to gastrobate; would you care to join us?

Gastrobate by urbanminstrel March 19, 2011

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gatorbate

Sexual self gratification for UF students, alumni, players and fans.

I’m horny so I’m going to gatorbate.

gatorbate by RealWinner June 29, 2020

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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