glampon

A pimped up tampon sporting various colors and designs to sex up the marketing of feminine products to the capitalist consumer.

Before Kotex gave birth to the glampon, fashionistas were forced to wear institutional white tampons like ordinary people.

by viciousladybug August 25, 2011

glamson

A very cute, stylish grandson. Center of attention, likes to set trends.

He's so stylish, what a glamson.
What a glamson, he's always dressed so cute.

by SRHglam December 3, 2013

Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

glamping

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

Glamping

Going camping, but with glamour. A combination of the two words. It's like regular camping , but with nicer things than usual, being warmer, and more comfortable. Glamping isn't done by usual outdoor types who climb mountains.

'Me and Carly are going glamping this weekend'

by littlegingerbear November 22, 2011

Glamonomics

Having an extreme skill-set, knowledge and/or essence and/or presentation of Glam or Glamour to a strong degree, as coined by Atari Monroe

Her hair and makeup always looks so good! She is definitely up on her Glamonomics!

by DirtyLittleBird February 20, 2022

glamping

glamorous camping; when rich bitches can pay someone to do all the work for them

"Oh Heathcliffe dear, I'm ever so glad we are glamping this weekend. By the way,is the butler done catching our trout?"

by princess consuela bananahammoc October 7, 2008