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Gladding 

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"
"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."
Gladding by CarisJustice December 4, 2020
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Tom Glavine 

The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP
Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"
Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010
A nonsensical word first used by Professer Frink. Used to describe any emotion from surprise to joy to sadness.
Great glayvin in a Glad Bag!
Glayvin by JoeBob August 15, 2003
The small town - Gladwin, Michigan
"I've never heard of Gladwin...where is that located?"
Gladwin by SaraNRR August 9, 2008
Very hairy ginger balls which have the face of Adam Sandler tattooed on one and the face of Lionel Richie tattooed on the other. . . They be starin' at you.
Guy: "Hey, check out Emma Watson's glarvin!"
Other guy: "Wow, those are some great tattoos."
Glarvin by amaterasu... August 22, 2011

Gladging 

The act of having sex with an old woman.

Gladis+Vag(short for vagina) = Gladge

Gladis being a typical old woman name.
Oh man, I was gladging so hard the other night.

Ooooh baby im gladgin tonight... Let's hit the bingo hall.
Gladging by Gladgemanster10,000 April 21, 2010