The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP

Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"

Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010

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Glarvin

Very hairy ginger balls which have the face of Adam Sandler tattooed on one and the face of Lionel Richie tattooed on the other. . . They be starin' at you.

Guy: "Hey, check out Emma Watson's glarvin!"
Other guy: "Wow, those are some great tattoos."

Glarvin by amaterasu... August 22, 2011

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Gayvin

Giving in to the advances of a gay man to either experiment or being tired of self-satisfaction.

John was so fed up with not getting any from his women friends, that one night he gayvin to the sexual advances of Ernest, his neighbor.

Gayvin by Wes with one "s". April 26, 2017

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GAYVIN

Gayvin is gavin and homosexual mixed

Look there goes a gayvin

GAYVIN by MOANS November 14, 2018

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Gayvin

Gavin but gay
Gayvin
If he's not gay then he's not
the end

Gayvin song:

Verse 1:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, *Gayey*
Gavin g-gay, God bless America, Gavin gay

Verse 2:
9 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
10 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
He's gay at all times, Gavin gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin gay

Verse 3:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay when the lights turn on
Gavin's gay, he's super f*cking gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay yah, Gavin gay *geyah*
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin real gay

Rap part:
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gaavin gay, Gavin - Gavin gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, shoot you in the brain
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, Gavin real gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, really f*cking gay

Pre-beat drop, bridge:
Hah - hah - hah - hah - hah - hah
Gavin got'a 'lil f*cking *fatass/friend*, his name *Ellie* he also gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
*Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay
*inaudible* Woah f*ck one way stop, Gavin gay - Gavin gay

Verse 4:
Oh, he's gay *oni* gay - *oni* gay - *onis gay's in the club*
*End up*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, *but he not tho - but he not tho*

* - Inaudible, 80-90% accuracy.
I wrote the typewritten lyrics myself

Song:
Search "Gavin gay" on YouTube, by J.B. Oswald

Gayvin by Tom the pro June 28, 2021

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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