The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP

Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"

Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010

Glarvin

Very hairy ginger balls which have the face of Adam Sandler tattooed on one and the face of Lionel Richie tattooed on the other. . . They be starin' at you.

Guy: "Hey, check out Emma Watson's glarvin!"
Other guy: "Wow, those are some great tattoos."

Glarvin by amaterasu... August 22, 2011

Gayvin

Giving in to the advances of a gay man to either experiment or being tired of self-satisfaction.

John was so fed up with not getting any from his women friends, that one night he gayvin to the sexual advances of Ernest, his neighbor.

Gayvin by Wes with one "s". April 26, 2017

GAYVIN

Gayvin is gavin and homosexual mixed

Look there goes a gayvin

GAYVIN by MOANS November 14, 2018

Gayvin

Gavin but gay
Gayvin
If he's not gay then he's not
the end

Gayvin song:

Verse 1:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, *Gayey*
Gavin g-gay, God bless America, Gavin gay

Verse 2:
9 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
10 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
He's gay at all times, Gavin gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin gay

Verse 3:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay when the lights turn on
Gavin's gay, he's super f*cking gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay yah, Gavin gay *geyah*
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin real gay

Rap part:
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gaavin gay, Gavin - Gavin gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, shoot you in the brain
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, Gavin real gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, really f*cking gay

Pre-beat drop, bridge:
Hah - hah - hah - hah - hah - hah
Gavin got'a 'lil f*cking *fatass/friend*, his name *Ellie* he also gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
*Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay
*inaudible* Woah f*ck one way stop, Gavin gay - Gavin gay

Verse 4:
Oh, he's gay *oni* gay - *oni* gay - *onis gay's in the club*
*End up*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, *but he not tho - but he not tho*

* - Inaudible, 80-90% accuracy.
I wrote the typewritten lyrics myself

Song:
Search "Gavin gay" on YouTube, by J.B. Oswald

Gayvin by Tom the pro June 28, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026