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He's a definite glayvin.

What a glayvin.
Glayvin by Joe June 2, 2004
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Tom Glavine 

The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP
Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"
Tom Glavine by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010
Very hairy ginger balls which have the face of Adam Sandler tattooed on one and the face of Lionel Richie tattooed on the other. . . They be starin' at you.
Guy: "Hey, check out Emma Watson's glarvin!"
Other guy: "Wow, those are some great tattoos."
Glarvin by amaterasu... August 22, 2011
Giving in to the advances of a gay man to either experiment or being tired of self-satisfaction.
John was so fed up with not getting any from his women friends, that one night he gayvin to the sexual advances of Ernest, his neighbor.
Gayvin by Wes with one "s". April 26, 2017
Gayvin is gavin and homosexual mixed
Look there goes a gayvin
GAYVIN by MOANS November 14, 2018
Gavin but gay
Gayvin
If he's not gay then he's not
the end
Gayvin song:

Verse 1:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, *Gayey*
Gavin g-gay, God bless America, Gavin gay

Verse 2:
9 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
10 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
He's gay at all times, Gavin gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin gay

Verse 3:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay when the lights turn on
Gavin's gay, he's super f*cking gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay yah, Gavin gay *geyah*
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin real gay

Rap part:
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gaavin gay, Gavin - Gavin gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, shoot you in the brain
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, Gavin real gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, really f*cking gay

Pre-beat drop, bridge:
Hah - hah - hah - hah - hah - hah
Gavin got'a 'lil f*cking *fatass/friend*, his name *Ellie* he also gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
*Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay
*inaudible* Woah f*ck one way stop, Gavin gay - Gavin gay

Verse 4:
Oh, he's gay *oni* gay - *oni* gay - *onis gay's in the club*
*End up*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, *but he not tho - but he not tho*

* - Inaudible, 80-90% accuracy.
I wrote the typewritten lyrics myself

Song:
Search "Gavin gay" on YouTube, by J.B. Oswald
Gayvin by Tom the pro June 28, 2021