Gladding

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

by CarisJustice December 4, 2020

gladding

This is a medieval English surname which translates to 'sex warrior''. A gladiator in the sex Olympics.

"Last night, I spent the night with a Gladding. I'm still weak from dropping so many Os"

by Calivera November 17, 2016

Gladging

The act of having sex with an old woman.

Gladis+Vag(short for vagina) = Gladge

Gladis being a typical old woman name.

Oh man, I was gladging so hard the other night.

Ooooh baby im gladgin tonight... Let's hit the bingo hall.

by Gladgemanster10,000 April 21, 2010

glanding

shooting saliva out of your saliva glands

glanding someone in the ear

by bc November 2, 2003

Glodding

An act where 3 people dig up a grave of a woman. One man watches, One man jumps and One man recieves. The reciever puts his head by the womans fanny. The watcher watches out for other civilians. The jumper jumps on the dead body and all the insides go into the recieves mouth!

Used mainly as an insult. Whether this occured is unknown.

Ha, just because you got caught for Glodding you sick twat.

by OxygenFactory April 22, 2009

Gradding

The act of attending and studying at Grad school.

I passed my MCATs so I hope all this gradding at university for my MBA will land me a great job in finance.

by WordChic December 5, 2017

Glanding

Means you are messing around or having fun. Usually to the annoyance of others.

Olivier, stop glanding we need to be serious.

by Lefu March 24, 2022