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A term used to describe an individual who perceives them self as a intellectual, but is actually the opposite. "Glavin" is also used to describe people who are overly annoyed with the smallest of details, and are usually homosexual.
"Look at that Glavin trying to pick up that dude"

"Drake is being a total Glavin about his car being scratched"
Glavin by Brandon Delmagio October 17, 2008
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Oh, look at that fat glavin on Sophia's face!
Glavin by Cuminmycannon December 5, 2016

Gavin Nicol 

A word that can be used to describeribe a human that is salty which descends from the great Gavin Nicol of Scotland who was so salty he accidentally overdosed whilst giving his sister a pounding as they shared their weekly bath together
That guy was do salty and so incest he is making me depressed I want to have a bath with the toaster aka I wanted to commit a Gavin Nicol
Gavin Nicol by Timmy mcsploodge November 15, 2016

Gavin Newsome 

A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
Gavin Newsome by Useful farmer November 22, 2021

Gavin Free 

A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".

He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:

"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"

"People like grapes"

"Tease it!"

"I'm getting right minged off"

"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."

"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"

"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"

"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."

"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."

"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"

"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"

"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
Gavin Free by #DanTheMan February 23, 2013
Bro you glazin
Glazin by Slamma May 3, 2022
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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